Thranduil
Endórë
"There is no escape from my magic doors."
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Post by Thranduil on Jan 14, 2010 21:49:32 GMT -5
Brad Pitt
Where do the birds go at night?
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Post by Mereneth Hirilaeg on Jan 29, 2010 22:34:04 GMT -5
They say fudge it and fly into the Ocean for a power nap. What happens when Arwen becomes Queen?  *lol* |
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Post by Halhigil on Jan 31, 2010 15:29:19 GMT -5
She turns into a giant squid-monster, devours Aragorn whole and commences her REIGN OF TERROR.
What happens if you eat a carrot after midnight?
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Post by Mereneth Hirilaeg on Jan 31, 2010 18:08:58 GMT -5
*lol @ reign-of-terror*
You turn into a rutabaga.
What happens when Obama gets on the Air Force One?
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Post by Arohtar on Feb 1, 2010 17:40:04 GMT -5
Everybody in the world stops and starts singing 'All Hail the Chief'
What is the name of one of the Beatles?
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Post by Mereneth Hirilaeg on Feb 1, 2010 19:24:14 GMT -5
Chester the Molester.
What happens at the end of Mulan? *lol*
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Post by Halhigil on Feb 2, 2010 12:28:51 GMT -5
She invents a self-filling teapot and makes her fortune.
What did Isildur do with the Ring after cutting it from Sauron's hand?
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Post by Mereneth Hirilaeg on Feb 2, 2010 21:24:06 GMT -5
He jumped into the volcano with the Ring yelling "CANNONBALL!!!"
What happens when you light a match?
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Post by Arohtar on Feb 3, 2010 17:51:02 GMT -5
The first person you see suddenly finds that they are being chased by a pack of zombies.
How much wood does a woodchuck chuck?
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Post by Mereneth Hirilaeg on Feb 3, 2010 18:17:56 GMT -5
A woodchuck chucks rocks.
Why does the Moon wax and wane?
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Post by Halhigil on Feb 3, 2010 19:03:08 GMT -5
It's playing a very slow game of peek-a-boo with us.
Why do albino rabbits have pink eyes?
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Post by Mereneth Hirilaeg on Feb 5, 2010 22:25:36 GMT -5
Because pink is the opposite of blue.
Why is it snowing right now?
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Post by Halhigil on Feb 6, 2010 7:33:05 GMT -5
Because you stole the birds' supply of Head & Shoulders.  Why does cake go mouldy? |
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Post by Mereneth Hirilaeg on Feb 6, 2010 22:59:07 GMT -5
Because they say that freshness is so 2008 and they don't want to be two thousand and late.
What is the capital of Russia.
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Post by Arohtar on Feb 7, 2010 17:32:23 GMT -5
The Shire!
Where are the 2010 olympics taking place?
(Mereneth, have you been listening to Boom Boom Pow?)
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Post by Halhigil on Feb 8, 2010 5:23:05 GMT -5
On the Moon.
What's Rosie Cotton's middle name?
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Post by Arohtar on Feb 8, 2010 5:40:43 GMT -5
George
What do you do with an ipod?
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Post by Halhigil on Feb 8, 2010 6:57:55 GMT -5
Stick the Eye of Sauron on it of course!
What's a tangerine?
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Post by Mereneth Hirilaeg on Feb 8, 2010 15:37:03 GMT -5
(*To Arohtar: Why, yes. Yes I have.  *) A tangerine is a tennis ball you can eat, of course! Why is Legolas so happy? |
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Thranduil
Endórë
"There is no escape from my magic doors."
Posts: 7
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Post by Thranduil on Feb 10, 2010 16:48:02 GMT -5
I hear he made the cheerleader squad...
Why do bears eat Honey...??
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Post by Mereneth Hirilaeg on Feb 15, 2010 0:21:21 GMT -5
*wtf? More wtf-ness that Thranduil says it like all nonchalantly*
Because long, long ago, bees used to steal all their pic-a-nic baskets. So to get back at them, bears wreck their homes and eat their food, just to watch the Queen suffer.
*DON'T FUDGE WITH BEARS*
What happens when the bell tolls?
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Thranduil
Endórë
"There is no escape from my magic doors."
Posts: 7
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Post by Thranduil on May 31, 2010 8:21:21 GMT -5
The Fruit-bats go loco
Who, or what, is 'king of the Jungle'?
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Post by Arohtar on May 31, 2010 8:37:01 GMT -5
Bilbo Baggins.
What is a paperclip supposed to be used for?
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Gandalf
Middle-earth
"You shall not pass!" - Gandalf the Grey
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Post by Gandalf on May 31, 2010 11:01:57 GMT -5
Ensnaring Oliphaunts
Why does the moon come out at night?
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Thranduil
Endórë
"There is no escape from my magic doors."
Posts: 7
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Post by Thranduil on Jun 2, 2010 6:31:24 GMT -5
Hunting for bats eggs
Who's merry men lived in Sherwood Forest?
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